Whatever. Your 80s are for raising your great grandchildren after your kids became drug addicts and had a bunch of grandkids that you raised who went on to become drug addicts who have a bunch of great grandkids that nobody can be bothered to raise but you.
monetize your marriage, that will save it
I heard that’s what babies are for
They’re also what you live off of when you’re in your 80’s and perpetually incontinent.
Whatever. Your 80s are for raising your great grandchildren after your kids became drug addicts and had a bunch of grandkids that you raised who went on to become drug addicts who have a bunch of great grandkids that nobody can be bothered to raise but you.
Fuck that I’ll take my chances in a retirement home.