Funny you ask because my cat was screaming his lungs off this morning and barged my door wide open, wider than usual. Screaming at the edge of my bed until I picked him up and gave him some extra attention.

Think he was upset I had woken up and didn’t call out to him, even though his badass never comes!

So I imagine he would have said “hey what the fuck? Why didn’t you let me know when you woke up, asshole? I’ve been wandering the house all night and waiting for you.”