Person with huge pockets builds a house that gets blown up because the door was left open.
Minecraft!
Yep. It’s always a creeper that sneaks into the house, never something simple.
Minecraft? Lol
I haven’t played it, but maybe Hello Neighbor?
You throw cubes in transdimensional holes to win a cake.
Speaking skills - 0
Sword and shield skills - 100
Zelda?
His name is Link!
Hyah!
try to cure your burnout by waking up and starting work at 6am and passing out at 2am every single day for the rest of your life
answer
Stardew Valley
Yep!
You end up stranded on a foreign planet. You need to build a rocket so you can go home, but unfortunately you have to build a whole manufacturing facility to do that. As if this wasn’t hard enough, the inhabitants of the planet are environmentalist assholes and will do anything in their power to stop you.
I’m guessing Factorio.
I feel like this is well described lmao
Luckily you can knit nuclear reactors with your bare hands, once you’ve figured it out, and stuff them in your pockets for later. This is helpful.
Also don’t forget your omega-3 fatty acids when you go a-wandering
Sounds like Subnautica.
Red chips. Green science. Expand the mainbus.
Watch out for the trains…
the factory must grow
After then first sentence I thought: Subnautica! But the rest didn’t fit.
A guy just wants to leave his home country and see the world, but his dad won’t let him. Even when he gets past his dad, he still can’t quite make it. It’s in the blood.
Hades?
Correctamundo!
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Wolfman dies, kills some monkeys, does some rope stuff, performs eye surgery and kills himself (depending on what ending you go for).
Upon being released from prison, you thrust yourself directly into the local religion until everyone can agree that you’re the rebirth of divinity, at which point you doom the game world to death by giant fucking meteor by poking a large heart with really specific silverware.
Getting insulted by a sassy robot while you solve puzzles and try not to die.
Kid gets sick of being told to clean his room and runs away from home, but it’s more difficult than he anticipates. In desperation, he reaches out to his estranged relatives for help, which just makes his dad even more mad.
you land on an alien planet, burn down trees, pollute the air, exterminate the native wildlife, drain the land of all natural resources, pave it all over with concrete, put some fish on a rocket, do not elaborate, leave
Florida men crashland on planet, commit war crimes and sell drugs.
Rimworld?
Correct
Zombie convict secret agent gets sidetracked in a "never ravine’ by secret village witch ghosts to find a wacked-out politician in a volcano.
Omg this is great. I was trying to figure out how I’d describe this game in the theme of the post, but coming up blank. You nailed it.
Hahaha, thank you so much! I spent a while trying to boil it down to its goofiest fundamentals
I love ‘wacked-out politician in a volcano’, such a wonderful description :D
Haha, thanks
Morrowind?
Wow. Would you have got it without “never ravine” or “convict”? I figured it would have been impossible otherwise so I added those in.
Never Ravine actually confused me for a while I thought you were talking about a named location in a game, I even tried looking it up lol. This is also my most favorite game though and I was in the thread specifically looking for someone to mention it.
Haha, awesome. Me too, I almost just gave up trying to think of a concise, funny blurb but then I reconsidered because the game is worth it.
Tattooed rooftop parkour delivery person saves sister.
Teams Fight over Rocks. Rarely they play a form of soccer or against robots. Some characters throw suspiciously colored fluids on other players. There are cosmetics
Team Fortress 2?
That comments a spy!