Bold of you to assume I thought it through any more than the time it took for that comment.

Anyway, I’d keep my two thumbs plus the index finger on my right hand and middle finger on my left.

It’s against the spirit of the question but I’d also “keep” the ones that were cut off after they were removed with the hopes of getting them reattached with some of that billion dollars.

Do I get to choose which ones I keep? If so, yes.

Bonus meme that I found searching for that

That’s my secret, Cap. I’m never wearing my glasses.

Alright, cherries jubilee and that’s it.

Double milked-in goodness

Look at Mr. Cutting Edge over here, emailing to himself instead of using a fax machine like God intended

without causing harm to animals

• Humans are animals
• Growing me-steak and eating it causes psychic damage
• Therefore, an animal was harmed

My book doesn’t have stats for a fuck horse, did they make an updated Book of Erotic Fantasy (don’t answer that)

Leaves fall, everyone dies

That’s a wolfwere

Intel really seems to be going “Okay, but how can we turn our scumminess up to 11 with this?”

Depending on their level and tactics, yeah.

Their Obfuscate must be better than your Auspex

Bottom left? I don’t even know what that one is. I know I had the 3 on the top row though.

As a DM that can’t do any good voices, I’m glad option 8 can’t actually come up

Everyone gets their own Tarrasque Companion with some extras to spare

The main thing missing compared to the 3.x version that would hinder the flying archer strategy is its regeneration and needing to use Wish or Miracle to keep it dead. Trolls and Vampires have conditional regeneration, Zombies have Undead Fortitude that gives them a chance not to die when reduced to 0 HP, the concepts were there they just chose not to implement them.

How much do we know about mimic anatomy? Are we sure the two are mutually exclusive?

“I could feed him my candy cane to revive him”