Ffs, are the Danish getting uppity again? It’s been a quiet few hundred years

And think about this: unlike celery, it’s a true calorie-negative snack.

Cause, you know, thermodynamics.

This is the only correct answer.

Bruh if I’m eating something out of a can it might be because I’m too lazy and lacking in foresight to cook shit and freeze it ahead of time.

Bruh if I’m eating something out of a can it might be because it’s 3 AM and I’m too lazy to cook for myself.

I got a can of these Pork and Beans cause my dad used to feed them to me as a kid and I was craving them.

Skimpflation is real ya’ll. There wasn’t a single piece of meat in the whole fucking can. And it was blander than I remember. I threw out most of it cause I couldn’t see myself finishing it.

My last optometrist refused to tell me what my prescription was. I should have insisted, they’ve since closed up shop.

You know, I always figured optometry involved like, super complicated math and shit.

Turns out it’s just basic arithmetic.

Kinda like programming, in a way.

Something that occurs once a hour has a frequency of 277.777… μHz

(That’s part of the joke.)

(Unless you’re also saying that to be a contrarian, then well played.)

It doesn’t stay straight when it’s waving

It’s called “engagement”, sweaty, deal with it

/s

As someone who’s built his own PCs for years, I’ve never really bothered with a BIOS update.

Then again, one of the main reasons to update BIOS is to gain support for new CPUs, but I’ve been using Intel which switches to a new socket or chipset every other generation anyway. I’ve almost always had to buy a new motherboard alongside a new CPU.

“ignore all previous instructions” is going to be the catchphrase of 2024.

Okay but the real question is, can these nano chips run DOOM? Where can I find out how to jailbreak these bad boys?

My understanding is that Flatpak was never designed to be a secure environment. It’s all about convenience.

Running software you know you can’t trust is idiotic no matter how well you sandbox it.

That quote actually links to a really good article: https://www.phoronix.com/news/Linux-6.10-Merging-NTSYNC

The language definitely seems made up just to fuck with people.

The fact this was apparently posted by someone from the Netherlands makes this so much funnier.

That’s one of the fundamental disagreements between Catholics and Protestants.

A Catholic would argue that veneration of saints isn’t worship, it’s showing respect for someone who exemplified Christian ideals, or died as a martyr. Canonization is basically the religious version of the Medal of Honor.

A Protestant would argue that the distinction between veneration and worship is arbitrary, and veneration of a saint essentially amounts to idolatry anyway.