This is some Fallout Nuka-Cola shit.

Hydraulically frack deez nuts

(Or the lesbian equivalent thereof)

sir

My dog once saw another dog kick up the ground after pooping to cover it. She now does it every single time, but didn’t learn it right so she ends up kicking up dirt randomly in other directions for a few seconds.

Mediterranistan

For me it’s DU. DU HAST. DU HAST MICH.

Or alternatively, Ich bin ein Berliner

What, you egg?

stabs him

oof.wav

Mmm metal

We’ll each need our own personal mentat to figure out how much lunch will cost soon.

RIP John Fortnite Kennedy

Pirate going straight for that booty

I also thought it was a Santa hat, disappointed when it wasn’t.

I hear of places, neb, where frozen water floats in the sea that can cool our beer. Though I do not know what foul sorcery is needed to obtain it. Perhaps we shall gain wisdom from Osiris, whose limbs are intact.

That doesn’t sound like kinda ass. That’s full-on ass.

Does the architect hold the copyright of a photograph that a photographer has taken though?

I can see it getting murky quickly. What if the building is in frame, but is not the focus of the photograph. Can the architect still claim copyright infringement on that particular photo?

I try not to get too upset by shrinkflation hitting my favorite snacks because having snacks is still better than having no snacks.

I always pronounce the dot.

I have a KIVIK in my room. Never thought to have coital relations with it though. Pretty sturdy ottoman. The Ottoman Empire would be proud of the Swedes for it.

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