“Girl, I named no variables after you, because you’re my only Constant”
“Girl, you are my Two’s Complement, you’re always my plus one on any occaision”
Cuz if you invert the bits of of a binary number and add one you get its negative number, so your girlfried is an equal part of you
smooth 👍
You’ll need an exception handler for all those dropping panties.
Pay for dinner
lmfao savage
For being a sick burn, that was ice cold. I love it.
This man fights in the shade.
I forked an opensource project to add a couple features for my wife. 😊
And? Did she accept your, err, pull request? 😏
“LGTM, merged” 😏
Remember kids, always use protected branches.
Pushing directly to main just feels better.
I prefer “master”
and remember, no means no. if git doesnt want you to merge, dont
--force
it
This is the kind of love I need in life 💜
So cute! And practical!
The GNU kernel was not originally supposed to be called the Hurd. Its original name was Alix—named after the woman who was my sweetheart at the time. She, a Unix system administrator, had pointed out how her name would fit a common naming pattern for Unix system versions; as a joke, she told her friends, “Someone should name a kernel after me.” I said nothing, but decided to surprise her with a kernel named Alix.
Once when I was still a kid, I told a woman I loved her so much that I could only love her more if she was a robot.
She did not think that was romantic.
there are so many things wrong with this
I think it’s kinda sweet for a kid. I mean what’s cooler than a robot when you’re 7? that’s pretty much the pinnicle of “cool” at that age, or at least it was for me. So to compare a crush to a robot for a kid is similar to shakespear comparing thier lover to “a summer’s day” or Selena Gomez comparing thier lover to “a love song”
I, uh, wasn’t 7. I was about 10 years older than that and just dumb.
The creator of MySQL, MaxDB and MariaDB named them after his children My, Max and Maria, so why not
after his children My
I thought you were kidding, but his daughter is actually named “My”.
It helps that it’s a name in another language (Finnish), where “my” isn’t a word, at all.
Then what’s about MongoDB?
Hi, it’s me, Mongo.
When I was learning programming I wrote a small program that I called for_you.exe. It printed an animated ASCII penis ejaculating on some boobs. I emailed it to my girlfriend and thankfully she thought it was hilarious. We’re still together.
You can tell your age by the fact that you were emailing an exe file.
And she was just running random exe files from emails.
Sounds like she’s got a good sense of humor… is she single?
“The two hardest problems in programming are cache invalidation, naming things and off-by-one errors.”
I was thinking about you when I cleaned up this codebase and removed a lot of redundant functions.
Name a linux distro after her and yourself. Always works.
I also thought of Debian.
I use friends and family as sample data for unit/integration tests.
At a previous job, I tested an automated email system by scheduling fake events for various US presidents. I’ve long left that position, but I never cleaned up the test data. Every month I still get a reminder for Nixon’s upcoming reservation at the Watergate Hotel.
Well I am now, that’s romantic as fuck
“Honey, I named this branch after you. It changes whitespace in the readme of a major open source project, but it’ll look great on my resume!”
The classic Wizard vs Bard debate.
A lot of projects are named after spouses and family lol