#ALTtext: A screenshot capture shows the cookies settings popup window of a current website. The first sentence of the popup starts: “We and our 843 partners store and access personal data…” The screenshot is annotated. “843 partners” is highlighted with “Is that all?” written beside it

  • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    16 days ago

    It’s like asking a new sex partner if it’s OK to not use a condom.

    “Don’t worry, me and all my 843 previous partners are all clean”

    • FiveMacs@lemmy.ca
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      16 days ago

      Tbf it only matters in your scenario if the one you’re gonna do whatever with is clean. STIs are not guaranteed to transfer.

      • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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        16 days ago

        Agreed … but if your new partner had been with 843 other people, it increases the chances of something being passed on … like a South East Asian ad for a gambling website in Singapore that offers me three free spins.

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    16 days ago

    Usually prefaced by “We value your privacy”.

    No. Fuck you… You only care about your own morbidly obese bottom line, and there is a law obligating you to ask/extort/trick us into consenting.

  • AstralPath@lemmy.ca
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    16 days ago

    Droidcam OBS is a perfrct example of this shit. Took me over 5 minutes to disable all the “legitimate interest” options. Pure cancer.