• Selmafudd@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    Brah, how the fuck people be sleeping in clothes? I legit can’t even do just underwear, I turn so often that even they get twisted up

  • Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Does she think that g-string and oversized t-shirt she probably wears to bed would provide a suitable barrier preventing the demon from cramming a lasagna up her ass? Must be one weak ass demon if it’s so easily deterred from its objective.

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    1 year ago

    It’s lasagna demons, your only option is to shove some demon repellant up your ass before bed each night. Either way you lose… or win depending on your perspective.